molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

eggplay:

hating white people won’t end mild salsa

The Fault in Our Stars (2014)

move-over-dobby;
Can you explain the "metaphor" jokes to me. These keep popping up on my dash, and I have no idea what they're referencing.

the-pietriarchy:

you see, you watch the joke on your dashboard, but you don’t understand or laugh about it

you don’t let it become a joke

it’s a metaphor 

tetsuoatehimbread:

*tips unlit cigarette* m’taphor

fairyprincex:

gingerthon:

y’all are memeing too hard

you type it into the box, but you dont click save, so it doesnt have the power to blacklist it for you

fairyprincex:

gingerthon:

y’all are memeing too hard

you type it into the box, but you dont click save, so it doesnt have the power to blacklist it for you

britishstarr:

poppypicklesticks:

kristoff-bjorgmans-booty:

kristoffkingofreindeer:

Dom!Kristoff?

NO STOP THAT THOUGHT IS IN MY MIND NOW THIS IS NO LONGER A CUTE AND INNOCENT FACE ITS THE FACE OF A GUY WHO WOULD PIN YOU TO A WALL IN 2 SECONDS FLAT.
IM NOT COMPLAINING BUT WOW… NEVER WILL I EVER SEE THIS THE SAME AGAIN OH MY GOD

he could pin me to the wall as much as he fucking wants 

Same

At first I thought “no don’t reblog this people will think things about you” but yolo it’s 1 am

britishstarr:

poppypicklesticks:

kristoff-bjorgmans-booty:

kristoffkingofreindeer:

Dom!Kristoff?

NO STOP THAT THOUGHT IS IN MY MIND NOW THIS IS NO LONGER A CUTE AND INNOCENT FACE ITS THE FACE OF A GUY WHO WOULD PIN YOU TO A WALL IN 2 SECONDS FLAT.

IM NOT COMPLAINING BUT WOW… NEVER WILL I EVER SEE THIS THE SAME AGAIN OH MY GOD

he could pin me to the wall as much as he fucking wants 

Same

At first I thought “no don’t reblog this people will think things about you” but yolo it’s 1 am

Me and my gf

  • Me: babe you know I don't like it when you smoke
  • Her: that me metaphor

Too many female Captain America designs with long hair let down while in uniform

mackllewhore:

its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.

mackllewhore:

its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.

christophersebela:

what comics people talk about at 4am

checkmateyourprivilege:

*puts foot in mouth* ih a mehapor

adhoption:

bloodonmycollar:

pandavalkyrie:

d0cpr0fess0r:

rawdi-kun:

rumour:

lliampayne:

micklovich:

this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit

lmfao

Im going to fucking kill myself

My friends who read the book said he reminds them of me. I’m not sure if I should be offended or ashamed.

WOW THAT’S SO FUCKING DEEP LET ME GO SLAM MY HEAD INTO A WINDOW

I always hated this scene in the book because Marlboro doesn’t care if you use their product as a metaphor or not, you still gave them your money

WASTE OF A GOOD FUCKING CIGARETTE.

OH GOD.

I hope she gives him a blowjob but never actually sucks it. just puts the wang between her lips. hours pass but her face remains still. the todger wilts and dies. she put it in her mouth, but she never actually sucked it. a metaphor.

GOD I THOUGHT READING IT IN PROSE WAS BAD ENOUGH